Egg and a story.
Oct. 8th, 2008 03:17 pmTitle: Mythbusters for President
Author: RosieKnight
Rating: G
Note: Inspired by
drharper.
Optimus Prime - leader of the Autobots and hero to millions - stared down at the man in his office, optics wide. "You want me to do what?"
"Campaign for the Hyneman/Savage ticket." Adam grinned. "You know, endorse us! No negative or attack ads, just asking people to vote Hyneman/Savage in '08."
"You do realize that we try to stay out of Earth politics?"
Adam nodded. "Yup! But if we win, you'll have an American government who won't get all... pissy about some of your crew being 'gay robots'. Win-win situation!"
"Let me think about it," Optimus temporized. "I'll have answer for you in a week, at the latest."
"Cool! Talk to you then, big guy!"
Waiting until after the office door closed behind his visitor, Optimus slumped back into his seat. "Dear Primus, what am I going to do? I can handle Decpeticon attacks but politics?" He shuddered. "Now that's scary!"
End
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Author: RosieKnight
Rating: G
Note: Inspired by
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Optimus Prime - leader of the Autobots and hero to millions - stared down at the man in his office, optics wide. "You want me to do what?"
"Campaign for the Hyneman/Savage ticket." Adam grinned. "You know, endorse us! No negative or attack ads, just asking people to vote Hyneman/Savage in '08."
"You do realize that we try to stay out of Earth politics?"
Adam nodded. "Yup! But if we win, you'll have an American government who won't get all... pissy about some of your crew being 'gay robots'. Win-win situation!"
"Let me think about it," Optimus temporized. "I'll have answer for you in a week, at the latest."
"Cool! Talk to you then, big guy!"
Waiting until after the office door closed behind his visitor, Optimus slumped back into his seat. "Dear Primus, what am I going to do? I can handle Decpeticon attacks but politics?" He shuddered. "Now that's scary!"
End