For drharper >:)

[rosieknight]

"Jazz, must I do this?"

"Yup. Th' lady is a fan o' yours, so it's only right."

"But it's embarrassing!"

"..."

"Quit snickering, Jazz."

"Nope."

"Then at least let me take off the bow!"

"Uh... Nope."

"Then I can remove the kilt?"

"Nah. It'd ruin the whole effect 'f you did."

"What effect?"

"Th' waitin' to be unwrapped effect, o' course!"

".... You worry me sometimes, Jazz."

"Thanks!"

"That wasn't a compliment."

"I know. Now, hold up your sign."

*sighs* "Very well. You will tell me what it says?"

"Yup!"

"It scares me when you smirk like that..."

"Hush. An' the sign says: 'Happy Birthday, drharper!'"

"It does?"

"Uh-huh."

"In that case, Happy Birthday, Epona."

"And don't forget to unwrap Prowl!"

"Jazz!"

End